51 ways to annoy everybody (from coolfunnyjokes.com)

I took some off, just in case they'll offend people. If any of them offends you, tell me, so I can edit it ASAP. Thanks

1- Act like a hillbilly. Period.

2- Improvise Italian operas.

3- Gossip about someone to their face.

4- Answer every question with a question.

5- Repeat yourself constantly.

6- Act like a member of the opposite sex.

7- Repeat yourself constantly.

8- Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.

9- Repeat yourself constantly.

10- Change what you repeat every now and then.

11- Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.

12- Change what you repeat every now and then.

13- Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.

14- Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.

15- Change what you repeat every now and then.

16- One word: Caffeine.

17- Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar.

18- stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

19- Use non-existent words.

20- Change what you repeat again.

21- Speak in rapid Spanish.

22- Pretend not to know about the rule of personal space.

23- When doing number 22, pretend to have a heavy nose cold causing you to breathe heavily through your mouth. Sneeze occasionally.

24- Change what you repeat again.

25- You are better than everybody else. Let them know so.

26- Rudely correct everybody's grammar.

27- Don't proper grammar use while you are correcting them.

28- Pretend to be drunk.

29- Groom yourself while standing backwards (towards everybody) in an elevator.

30- Change what you repeat again.

31- Pretend your name is Cletus-Atkins-Wheatherby-Percival-Smith, and don't answer to anything else.

32- Call everybody you know Bob or Georgia. Bob for girls, Georgia for boys.

33- Fine people for stupid things, like being too popular, or having to many teeth.

34- Change what you repeat again.

35- For those who wish to annoy, riddles is that in which you should speak.

36- Pretend to be high.

37- Become severely narcoleptic in the middle of a conversazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

38- Change what you repeat again.

39- You ARE the lord of the dance. Never forget that.

40- Speak in Gaelic.

41- Blink rapidly and constantly.

42- Strut.

43- Start repeating what you say as soon as you say it.

44- Start repeating what you say as soon as you say it.

45- Become "The Masked Wedgie Giver."

46- Have this list printed on a T-shirt and write above it "Check list for Today." Don't let anybody forget that you have it on.

lol. I might try some of these

I definitely will!!!!

lets use it on some one

I laughed when I saw the 'Repeat yourself' and 'Change what you repeat' repeated! >.<

Yes, they're so awesome!! I did number: 5, 7, 9, 10, 12, 15, 20, 22, 23, 24, 25, 30, 34, 38, 41, 43, 44